wait
this isn't a conundrum
it's almost easier but instead it's impossible
also the fox is incapable of killing things while driving a boat
otherwise it would lose its pilot's license
oh
then it's much easier
well
does the fox get out of the boat at the other end
or can it drive back without being "left alone" with its passenger
the latter
then
fox + wolf ->
<- fox
fox + me ->
<- fox
fox + cat ->
yes
i think that's the solution
this is just the actual problem but the boat drives itself
so it's not a problem
you cannot drive the boat
i'm adding that rule now
just have the fox drive
yes
why does driving the boat require a pilot's license
why does the fox have one but i don't
it doesn't
the fox just doesn't want to lose its pilot's license
oh, it just doesn't want to lose its unrelated pilot's licorice
yes
that's what i said
almost
but homicide outside of a boat doesn't cost it its pilot's license
yes
right
not homicide though
right
just murder
is the license issued by the river men
so it only applies on the river
what were we talking about
the new polycule
the fox has a murder license on both sides of the river
ohhh
so federally--
are pilot's licenses issued federally?
i don't know
look it up
why should i believe you about the polycule
i have proof
it's deniable proof but i'd rather you didn't
okay
let's move swiftly on
hateno is japanese for "end"